The People's Confederation of Waffia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Fomgel Renlaar with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.666 billion Waffians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bikkelbil. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Waffian economy, worth a remarkable 4,907 trillion Flinkerts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 207,366 Flinkerts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime is totally unknown. Waffia's national animal is the Adélie penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Waffia is ranked 2,982^nd in the world and 3^rd in Banaanvraag for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 10,435.58 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.