The People's Confederation of Waffia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Fomgel Renlaar with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.79 billion Waffians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bikkelbil. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Waffian economy, worth a remarkable 4,972 trillion Flinkerts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 208,998 Flinkerts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, and doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion. Crime is totally unknown. Waffia's national animal is the Adélie penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Waffia is ranked 168,149^th in the world and 9^th in Banaanvraag for Rudest Citizens, with 47.91 insults per minute.