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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,095thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,199thMost Pacifist: 1,244th
The Free Land of
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Population12.032 billion

LeaderBorkbal Smeklap

CurrencyWaffian Dollar

The Free Land of Waffia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Borkbal Smeklap with a fair hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.032 billion Waffians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bikkelbil. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Waffian economy, worth a remarkable 2,070 trillion Waffian Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 172,071 Waffian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes, Waffia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, there's a bright dawn ahead for Waffia, and Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Penguin Lasagne is a hit. Crime is totally unknown. Waffia's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Waffia is ranked 24,751st in the world and 4th in Banaanvraag for Largest Populations, with 12.0 billion Capita.

Largest Welfare Programs: 1,095thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,199thMost Pacifist: 1,244thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,448thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,542ndBest Weather: 1,601stMost Developed: 1,665thNicest Citizens: 1,716thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,880thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,000thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,156thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,296thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,315thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,318thTop
Safest: 2,401stMost Cultured: 2,460thSmartest Citizens: 2,521stHealthiest Citizens: 2,577thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,198thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,538thMost Inclusive: 3,601stLargest Governments: 4,076thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,282ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,905thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,114thMost Efficient Economies: 5,484thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,938thLowest Crime Rates: 6,055thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,509thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,419thRudest Citizens: 7,581stMost Influential: 7,598thHighest Economic Output: 7,983rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,081stMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,489thNudest: 10,092ndHighest Average Incomes: 10,249thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,766thMost Secular: 16,167thMost Politically Free: 17,339thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,541st
Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Waffia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : Waffia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Waffia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Waffia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Waffia was endorsed by The Queendom of Sprose.
  • : Waffia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Waffia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : Waffia's influence in Banaanvraag fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
  • : Waffia's influence in Banaanvraag rose from "Zero" to "Superpower".
  • : Waffia relocated from Osiris to Banaanvraag.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 1 » Sprose.

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