Population | 9.839 billion |
Capital | Greater Lynxa City |
Leader | Sitethief |
Faith | None |
Currency | Xanvyli |
Animal | Naxilyv |
The Fantastic DutchGarth Kingdom of Vylixan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sitethief with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 9.839 billion Vylixanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Lynxa City. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Vylixanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,132 trillion Xanvylis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 115,147 Xanvylis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The dartboard at the Vylixanian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Sitethief's face, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, treason is relative, and the nation's athletes must all cross the finish line together while holding hands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vylixan's national animal is the Naxilyv, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.
Vylixan is ranked 12,069th in the world and 253rd in the Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 110 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan, the nation's athletes must all cross the finish line together while holding hands.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan, treason is relative.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan, the dartboard at the Vylixanian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Sitethief's face.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan, children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan, disgruntled jocks are forced to play tetris for entertainment.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan, economic planning is exalted as a human art form.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan, using "inspect element" is grounds for espionage charges.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.