The We Love Uranus and we are of Uranian is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Anarchy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, public floggings, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.845 billion Uranians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ε ring. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Ouranian economy, worth 192 trillion Ices a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 104,292 Ices, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is accused of being heartless by those considered brainless, golden statues of Uranian Floating Penguins line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies, and litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uranian's national animal is the Uranian Floating Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Christianity.

Uranian is ranked 160,326^th in the world and 757^th in Europeia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 370.71 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.