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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,222ndMost Armed: 6,712thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,887th
The Hyperviolent Terrorist State of
Iron Fist Consumerists
War is hell; I am the Devil
The Light
Influence
Power
Hell
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Tsarus 2142

Population8.569 billion

CapitalNeu Teissure
LeaderThe Light
FaithEldritch Gnosticism

CurrencyUnit
AnimalTimber Wolf

The Hyperviolent Terrorist State of Tsarus 2142 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Light with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.569 billion Strazhnist Tsarusians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Spirituality also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neu Teissure. The average income tax rate is 79.9%.

The powerhouse Strazhnist Tsarusian economy, worth 871 trillion Units a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,707 Units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

People think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day", the insurance industry is outlawed, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?', and noble feuds don't end until one side gets their point across. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsarus 2142's national animal is the Timber Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Eldritch Gnosticism.

Tsarus 2142 is ranked 287,191st in the world and 4th in Tsarus for Most Cultured, scoring 54 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,222ndMost Armed: 6,712thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,887thMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,621stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,378thMost Authoritarian: 12,154thLargest Black Market: 12,545thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,279thMost Conservative: 14,796thTop
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Most Devout: 18,024thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,960thMost Patriotic: 19,019thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,594thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,175thLargest Welfare Programs: 26,283rdMost Influential: 26,513thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28,045thMost Advanced Public Transport: 29,119th

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  • : Tsarus 2142 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Tsarus 2142 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Tsarus 2142 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Tsarus 2142 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Tsarus 2142 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Tsarus 2142 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Tsarus 2142 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Tsarus 2142 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Tsarus 2142 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Tsarus 2142 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.

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