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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,278thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,164thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,720th
The February Phoenix of
Civil Rights Lovefest
The bastion of sanity in an insane world.
Phoenix King
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Timothia

Population19.203 billion

CapitalAminikapol
LeaderPhoenix King
FaithTimothianism

CurrencyCheck
AnimalPanda

The February Phoenix of Timothia is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Phoenix King with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, sprawling nuclear power plants, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.203 billion Timothians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aminikapol. The average income tax rate is 43.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Timothian economy, worth a remarkable 2,824 trillion Checks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 147,081 Checks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Timothians, and school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Timothia's national animal is the Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Timothianism.

Timothia is ranked 306,854th in the world and 16th in Renegade Islands Alliance for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 21.87 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,278thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,164thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,720thMost Cultured: 5,019thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,604thLargest Retail Industry: 6,424thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,434thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,546thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,709thHighest Economic Output: 10,497thSafest: 12,201stHighest Food Quality: 12,231stHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,292ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,801stHighest Poor Incomes: 14,082ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,158thMost Devout: 16,307thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 16,981stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,471stLargest Populations: 20,633rdMost Developed: 22,319thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,533rdMost Advanced Public Education: 24,604thHighest Average Incomes: 27,231stMost Efficient Economies: 33,305th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Timothia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Timothia's influence in Renegade Islands Alliance fell from "Squire" to "Page".
  • : Timothia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Timothia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Timothia's influence in Renegade Islands Alliance rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Timothia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Timothia's influence in Renegade Islands Alliance rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Timothia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Timothia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Timothia's influence in Renegade Islands Alliance rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".

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