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Most Influential: 1,051st Largest Retail Industry: 2,607th Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,394th
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The Republic of Timothia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Timlo with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.348 billion Timothians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aminikapol. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Timothian economy, worth a remarkable 1,149 trillion Checks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 137,690 Checks, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes, international war-crimes are good for business and business is booming, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, and every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Timothia's national animal is the Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Timothianism.

Timothia is ranked 67,557th in the world and 147th in Renegade Islands Alliance for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 59.8 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Influential: 1,051stTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,607thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,394thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,651stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,052ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,059thMost Cultured: 4,741stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,755thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,992ndMost Devout: 5,359thMost Stationary: 5,364thTop
Highest Economic Output: 8,821stRudest Citizens: 8,884thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,134thMost Efficient Economies: 11,329thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,983rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,910thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,076thMost Developed: 13,167thHighest Average Incomes: 14,156thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,162ndMost Armed: 14,444thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,026th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22nd in the region

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