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Most Influential: 1,040th Largest Retail Industry: 2,227th Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,333rd
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The Awaiting the May 5th Return of Timothia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Timlo with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.123 billion Timothians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aminikapol. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Timothian economy, worth a remarkable 1,102 trillion Checks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 135,674 Checks, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes, international war-crimes are good for business and business is booming, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, and every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Timothia's national animal is the Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Timothianism.

Timothia is ranked 11,694th in the world and 24th in Renegade Islands Alliance for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 6,390.82 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 1,040thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,227thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,333rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,546thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,709thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,405thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,600thMost Cultured: 4,675thMost Devout: 5,539thMost Stationary: 5,599thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,799thRudest Citizens: 9,026thTop
Highest Economic Output: 9,270thMost Efficient Economies: 11,357thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,694thFattest Citizens: 11,846thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,932ndMost Developed: 13,619thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,295thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,977thHighest Average Incomes: 15,088thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,224thMost Armed: 15,745thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,629thSmartest Citizens: 16,775thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,373rd
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14th in the regionMost Devout: 14th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24th in the regionFattest Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 24th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 29th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 33rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Starlight Kween, The Republic of Pluck, Kalorhia, Libertaria Democratia, and Miloscia.

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