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Most Influential: 1,043rd Largest Retail Industry: 3,190th Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,385th
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The Republic of Timothia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Timlo with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.002 billion Timothians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aminikapol. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Timothian economy, worth a remarkable 1,258 trillion Checks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 139,767 Checks, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes, international war-crimes are good for business and business is booming, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, and every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Timothia's national animal is the Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Timothianism.

Timothia is ranked 3,190th in the world and 4th in Renegade Islands Alliance for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 16,013.44 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 1,043rdTop
Largest Retail Industry: 3,190thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,385thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,577thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,490thMost Cultured: 4,821stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,829thMost Stationary: 5,072ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,077thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,400thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,451stMost Devout: 5,493rdHighest Economic Output: 8,256thTop
Rudest Citizens: 10,264thMost Efficient Economies: 12,009thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,330thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,391stMost Developed: 13,430thHighest Average Incomes: 13,751stLargest Gambling Industry: 13,910thMost Armed: 15,146thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,130thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,229thSmartest Citizens: 16,578thSafest: 16,651stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,673rd
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16th in the regionMost Politically Free: 17th in the region

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