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Most Influential: 1,042nd Largest Retail Industry: 2,006th Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,279th
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The Awaiting the May 5th Return of Timothia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Timlo with a fair hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, pith helmet sales, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.788 billion Timothians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aminikapol. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Timothian economy, worth a remarkable 1,056 trillion Checks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 135,699 Checks, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes, international war-crimes are good for business and business is booming, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, and every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Timothia's national animal is the Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Timothianism.

Timothia is ranked 136,062nd in the world and 226th in Renegade Islands Alliance for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 34.93 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most Influential: 1,042ndTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,006thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,279thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,504thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,756thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,417thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,543rdMost Cultured: 4,667thMost Devout: 5,317thMost Stationary: 5,752ndRudest Citizens: 7,819thTop
Highest Economic Output: 9,726thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,546thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,797thMost Efficient Economies: 10,815thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,071stFattest Citizens: 11,336thMost Developed: 13,189thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,494thMost Armed: 14,557thHighest Average Incomes: 14,599thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,783rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,690thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,046thSmartest Citizens: 16,685th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Devout: 14th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 24th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 30th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 34th in the regionMost Armed: 35th in the region

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