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Most Influential: 1,142nd Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,353rd Most Rebellious Youth: 3,572nd
The Republic of
Anarchy
The bastion of sanity in an insane world.
Influence
Enforcer
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Republic of Timothia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Timlo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.36 billion Timothians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aminikapol. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Timothian economy, worth a remarkable 1,324 trillion Checks a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 141,549 Checks, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes, international war-crimes are good for business and business is booming, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, and every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Timothia's national animal is the Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Timothianism.

Timothia is ranked 22,562nd in the world and 34th in Renegade Islands Alliance for Nudest, with 204.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most Influential: 1,142ndTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,353rdMost Rebellious Youth: 3,572ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,796thMost Cultured: 4,868thMost Stationary: 4,944thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,557thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,624thMost Devout: 5,669thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,707thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,958thHighest Economic Output: 8,063rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,392ndTop
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Rudest Citizens: 11,115thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,410thMost Efficient Economies: 12,704thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,379thMost Developed: 13,403rdHighest Average Incomes: 13,698thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,110thMost Armed: 17,052ndSmartest Citizens: 17,114thLargest Gambling Industry: 17,200thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,359thLargest Populations: 17,385thSafest: 17,889th
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Primitive: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Timothia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Timothia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Timothia lodged a message on the Renegade Islands Alliance Regional Message Board.
  • : Timothia published "Retirement" (Bulletin: Campaign).
  • : Timothia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Timothia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Timothia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Timothia was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Republic of CGI, killing 138 million zombies.
  • : Timothia was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Republic of CGI, killing 130 million zombies.
  • : Timothia was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Republic of CGI, killing 116 million zombies.

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