The Rudest Citizens in Renegade Islands Alliance
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The 1919 License Plate of Pensyltuckee Island | Capitalist Paradise | “The CSN's #1 Producer of Office Supplies & Sorghum” | |
| 2. |  The Democratic Anarchy of Falconias Prime | Capitalizt | “Everything you touch, you somehow find a way to break.” | |
| 3. |  The Solarium Imperum of Evolution Land | Democratic Socialists | “With the Emperor we are united in GOD” | |
| 4. |  The Sleeping Giant of Shizensky | New York Times Democracy | “Esse Quam Videri” | |
| 5. | The February Phoenix of Timothia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “The bastion of sanity in an insane world.” | |
| 6. |  The Armed Republic of Icthaleon | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Molon Labe” | |
| 7. |  The Loving Couple of Ship-Fan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “I ship it.” | |
| 8. |  The Multiverse of The Unified Terran Coalition | Father Knows Best State | “Audemus Coalitio nostrum defendere!” | |
| 9. |  The Lunar Covenant of Itzlan | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Under Her, all live and die, there is no greater honor.” | |
| 10. |  The Subcontinental Union of FinRussland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “хува пайва” |
