The Empire of The True Sith is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Vitrius with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.204 billion Sith are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaas City. The average income tax rate is 64.2%.

The very strong Sith economy, worth 580 trillion credits a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,548 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

You need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach, atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, and Emperor Vitrius goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The True Sith's national animal is the krayt dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dark Side of the Force.

The True Sith is ranked 84,268^th in the world and 2,803^rd in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring 23.59 on the Scary Big Number Scale.