The Tart Book Smart Farts of The Finntopian Empire is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emperor Wolfgang Storm Heisenberg with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, infamous sell-swords, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 13.573 billion Finntopians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heisenburg. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Finntopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,756 trillion Trades a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 276,794 Trades, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, citizens partake in escapades with creatures of the night, builders across The Finntopian Empire are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and the government guarantees that tourists will have the ultimate trip on their trips. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Finntopian Empire's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Robe-ism.

The Finntopian Empire is ranked 59,592^nd in the world and 5^th in The Finntopian Region of DOOM for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 158.49 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.