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The Finntopian Empire

Population4.488 billion

LeaderDearest Heavenly Super Person Finn V

CurrencyFC Σ-coin

The Christmas Zombie Lucky of The Finntopian Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dearest Heavenly Super Person Finn V with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 4.488 billion Finntopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noot. The average income tax rate is 36.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Finntopian economy, worth 816 trillion FC Σ-coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 181,996 FC Σ-coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', and over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Finntopian Empire's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ro🅱e-ism.

The Finntopian Empire is ranked 251,851st in the world and 32nd in The Finntopian Region of DOOM for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -14.51 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 438thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,795thLargest Retail Industry: 1,934thMost Inclusive: 2,191stTop
Rudest Citizens: 3,149thHighest Crime Rates: 3,205thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,504thHighest Food Quality: 3,803rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,932ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,487thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,951stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,329thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,338thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,353rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,050thNicest Citizens: 7,333rdBest Weather: 7,400thSmartest Citizens: 7,526thMost Cultured: 7,906thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,296thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,599thMost Developed: 8,750thHighest Average Incomes: 9,492ndLargest Black Market: 9,512thMost Armed: 12,592ndMost Advanced Public Education: 12,691stTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,747thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,870thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,352ndMost Secular: 15,501stMost Influential: 17,651stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,079thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,901stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,053rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 24,286thLargest Governments: 25,568th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Msaladofinger and Kranko.