The Christmas Zombie Lucky of The Finntopian Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dearest Heavenly Super Person Finn V with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 4.488 billion Finntopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noot. The average income tax rate is 36.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Finntopian economy, worth 816 trillion FC Σ-coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 181,996 FC Σ-coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', and over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Finntopian Empire's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ro🅱e-ism.

The Finntopian Empire is ranked 251,851^st in the world and 32^nd in The Finntopian Region of DOOM for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -14.51 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.