|Leader||Dearest Heavenly Super Person Finn V|
The Christmas Zombie Lucky of The Finntopian Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dearest Heavenly Super Person Finn V with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 4.488 billion Finntopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noot. The average income tax rate is 36.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Finntopian economy, worth 816 trillion FC Σ-coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 181,996 FC Σ-coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', and over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Finntopian Empire's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ro🅱e-ism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Finntopian Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : The Finntopian Empire was endorsed by The Divine Dictatorship of Kranko.
- : Following new legislation in The Finntopian Empire, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
- : The Finntopian Empire appointed The Holy Lucky dictatorship of Tootacabra as Temporary Leader with authority over Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in The Finntopian Region of DOOM.
- : The Finntopian Empire proposed constructing embassies between The Finntopian Region of DOOM and The Kingdom of Burgundy.
- : The Finntopian Empire approved the World Assembly proposal "Combating Disinformation".
- : Following new legislation in The Finntopian Empire, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
- : The Finntopian Empire lodged a message on the The Finntopian Region of DOOM Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in The Finntopian Empire, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material.
- : Following new legislation in The Finntopian Empire, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention.