The Free Land of The Ferret Lands is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by High Chief Ferret with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, prohibition of alcohol, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 18.792 billion Ferrets are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciri City. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ferret economy, worth a remarkable 4,661 trillion Cacaos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 248,042 Cacaos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists are terrified of fabulous new breakthroughs, that which doesn't kill you can get you de-platformed, it is said that the captain goes down with the ship but ecological protection goes up, and diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Ferret Lands's national animal is the Ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Blackfoot.

The Ferret Lands is ranked 327,052^nd in the world and 3,254^th in the Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -18.2 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.