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Largest Black Market: 312thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 557thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 871st
The Holy Necromantic Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Low Life, High Tech
The wizard
Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Emerald Legion

Population27.563 billion

CapitalThe Emerald City
LeaderThe wizard
Faitha death cult

CurrencyBezant
AnimalMechaneko

The Holy Necromantic Empire of The Emerald Legion is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The wizard with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.563 billion Legionairieses are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Emerald City. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Emerald Legionian economy, worth a remarkable 9,463 trillion Bezants a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 343,342 Bezants, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

School guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education, visual acuity is worsening amongst teenagers, foreign leaders who don't applaud The wizard's speeches are regarded as enemies of The Emerald Legion, and The wizard's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Emerald Legion's national animal is the Mechaneko, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a death cult.

The Emerald Legion is ranked 3,455th in the world and 15th in Yggdrasil for Lowest Crime Rates, with 126.04 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Black Market: 312thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 557thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 871stHighest Economic Output: 945thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,251stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,670thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,849thHighest Average Incomes: 1,852ndMost Influential: 1,864thLargest Mining Sector: 2,319thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,705thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,756thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,850thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,858thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,028thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,169thLowest Crime Rates: 3,455thFattest Citizens: 3,698thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,858thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,001stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,368thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,622ndLargest Governments: 4,654thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,873rdLargest Populations: 5,773rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,383rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,838thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,217thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,651stMost Devout: 7,897thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,340thMost Patriotic: 8,915thMost Avoided: 9,034thMost Developed: 9,559thLargest Retail Industry: 11,639thSmartest Citizens: 11,817thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,000thMost Stationary: 12,323rdTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 20,438thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,154th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionMost Patriotic: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 8 » Taisarinja, Particle, Cfdu1202, Ishbalan Union, Yar Phot, Blagton, Brazen II, and New Stormhold.

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