The Elothera Dapeda of Talamia is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Therapon Plastes with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.776 billion Talamians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clinepalas. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Talamian economy, worth a remarkable 1,817 trillion Crematas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 115,235 Crematas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks, when their backs are against the walls Talamians look out for gay men, Therapon Plastes's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and orange trees find it's not easy being green. Crime is totally unknown. Talamia's national animal is the Hoopoe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Talamia is ranked 101,016^th in the world and 133^rd in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Politically Free, scoring 66.57 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.