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Most Influential: 2,597thMost Pacifist: 3,158thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,210th
The Elothera Dapeda of
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No cry of torment can be louder than the cry of one man
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Population5.449 billion

LeaderSolionj Divenantio


The Elothera Dapeda of Talamia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Solionj Divenantio with a fair hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.449 billion Talamians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clinepalas. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Talamian economy, worth 592 trillion Crematas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 108,736 Crematas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", Solionj Divenantio is called 'Patches' at international summits, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, and military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies. Crime is totally unknown. Talamia's national animal is the Hoopoe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Talamia is ranked 238,481st in the world and 119th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Armed, with 0.14 Weapons Per Person.

Most Influential: 2,597thMost Pacifist: 3,158thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,210thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,572ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,867thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,917thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,199thNicest Citizens: 4,243rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,522ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,581stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,760thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,902ndMost Inclusive: 5,095thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,027thBest Weather: 6,124thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,606thSafest: 6,647thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,822ndMost Developed: 6,900thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,249thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,849thMost Cultured: 8,394thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,956thSmartest Citizens: 9,235thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,368thLargest Governments: 11,267thMost Secular: 11,603rdNudest: 11,963rdTop
Healthiest Citizens: 12,314thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,363rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,809thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,730thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,808thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,157thLowest Crime Rates: 19,026thMost Income Equality: 19,531stMost Efficient Economies: 23,698th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the region

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