The Far Eastern Republic of Tajijstan is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Daniel Mikhalsen with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.77 billion Tajijstanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yaktusk. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Tajijstani economy, worth a remarkable 1,339 trillion Kristens a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,070 Kristens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, it is said that the captain goes down with the ship but ecological protection goes up, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, and civil engineers are undermining sinkholes. Crime is totally unknown. Tajijstan's national animal is the Marten, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tajijstan is ranked 13,176^th in the world and 712^th in Lazarus for Most Secular, with 84.96 Atheism Rate.