The Unholy Trolligarchic Empire of Senscaria is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Regent Alexander Clarence with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.336 billion Senscarians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Glaggleland Metropolitan Area. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Senscarian economy, worth a remarkable 2,292 trillion Scars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 312,556 Scars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,815,107 per year while the poor average 25,502, a ratio of 71.2 to 1.

Patriotism is in the nation's DNA, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, and the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Senscaria's national animal is the Jerry the Eldritch Terror, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Birb Technolism.

Senscaria is ranked 7,411^th in the world and 383^rd in Lazarus for Smartest Citizens, with 108.57 quips per hour.