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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,150thMost Armed: 2,134thHighest Average Incomes: 2,687th
The Unholy Trolligarchic Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
In the forges we believe, in the factories we work.
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Senscaria

Population2.542 billion

CapitalGreater Glaggleland Metropolitan Area
LeaderRegent Alexander Clarence
FaithBirb Technolism

CurrencyScar
AnimalJerry the Eldritch Terror

The Unholy Trolligarchic Empire of Senscaria is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Regent Alexander Clarence with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.542 billion Senscarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Glaggleland Metropolitan Area. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Senscarian economy, worth 777 trillion Scars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 305,845 Scars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,582,040 per year while the poor average 32,123, a ratio of 49.2 to 1.

Laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, all Senscarians live like kings, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark, and many marriages go virtually unconsummated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Senscaria's national animal is the Jerry the Eldritch Terror, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Birb Technolism.

Senscaria is ranked 118,780th in the world and 2nd in Sector Eight of the Homeworld for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,292.03 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,150thMost Armed: 2,134thHighest Average Incomes: 2,687thLargest Retail Industry: 2,917thTop
5%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,047thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,155thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,160thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,424thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,671stMost Patriotic: 3,862ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,062ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,246thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,859thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,223rdLargest Mining Sector: 5,311thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,893rdLargest Governments: 6,423rdMost Corrupt Governments: 6,616thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,859thLargest Black Market: 7,954thSmartest Citizens: 8,080thMost Developed: 8,919thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,058thMost Cultured: 9,394thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,551stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,049thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,288thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,775thMost Inclusive: 13,990thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,246thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,660thTop
10%
Highest Food Quality: 15,330thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,927thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,558thMost Conservative: 18,476thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,009thLowest Crime Rates: 21,586thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,060thLargest Welfare Programs: 25,821stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26,000thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 29,813th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Senscaria, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.
  • : Senscaria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Senscaria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Senscaria voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Recognising Academic Qualifications and Skills".
  • : Senscaria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Senscaria, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark.
  • : Following new legislation in Senscaria, all Senscarians live like kings.
  • : Following new legislation in Senscaria, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Senscaria, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Senscaria after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • : Following new legislation in Senscaria, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.

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