The Soviet Union of Sannyamathland is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Comrade with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.848 billion Soviets are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Sannyamathlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,941 trillion Roubleses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 130,763 Roubleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, political activists are routinely executed, and citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sannyamathland's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Sannyamathland is ranked 11,778^th in the world and 728^th in Balder for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,913.89 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.