The United Soviet Republic of Sannyamathland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chairman Kaustuv Rio with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.43 billion Soviets are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mathgrad. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Sannyamathlandian economy, worth 580 trillion Dikeses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 131,062 Dikeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

International trade can be a pain to deal with, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Soviets any less frightened, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", and a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Sannyamathland remains pure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sannyamathland's national animal is the Sannyamthic Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Sannyamathland is ranked 241,317^th in the world and 180^th in The Western Isles for Most Armed, with 0.13 Weapons Per Person.