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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,690thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,134thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,066th
The Soviet Union of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Squire
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Few
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Powerhouse
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Sannyamathland

Population6.834 billion

CapitalMoscow
LeaderChairman Kaustuv Rio
FaithState Atheism

CurrencySoviet Roubles
AnimalMountain Lion

The Soviet Union of Sannyamathland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Chairman Kaustuv Rio with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.834 billion Soviets are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Sannyamathlandian economy, worth 893 trillion Soviet Roubleses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 130,714 Soviet Roubleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, even God cannot save you in Sannyamathland, and parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sannyamathland's national animal is the Mountain Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Sannyamathland is ranked 28,323rd in the world and 31st in Greater Dienstad for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 195.94 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,690thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,134thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,066thMost Patriotic: 4,131stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,671stLowest Crime Rates: 5,401stMost Corrupt Governments: 6,192ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,590thMost Secular: 9,985thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,089thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,546thLargest Governments: 10,701stMost Authoritarian: 11,462ndHighest Poor Incomes: 11,613thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,097thBest Weather: 12,759thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,463rdTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 13,795thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,975thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,931stHealthiest Citizens: 16,472ndLargest Black Market: 18,776thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,034thHighest Average Incomes: 21,535thSmartest Citizens: 22,978thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,486thHighest Economic Output: 24,356thMost Developed: 24,384thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,469th
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Most Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sannyamathland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Sannyamathland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Sannyamathland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Sannyamathland, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs.
  • : Sannyamathland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Sannyamathland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Sannyamathland, even God cannot save you in Sannyamathland.
  • : Sannyamathland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Sannyamathland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Sannyamathland, waste is frequently shipped to other countries.

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