The United Soviet Republic of Sannyamathland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Kaustuv Rio with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, avant-garde cinema, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.144 billion Soviets are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaustuv Sanmathgrad. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Sannyamathlandian economy, worth 512 trillion Dikeses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 123,711 Dikeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Sannyamathland Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, and the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sannyamathland's national animal is the Sannyamthic Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Sannyamathland is ranked 14,889^th in the world and 49^th in The Western Isles for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,781.02 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.