The Soviet Union of Sannyamathland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Chairman Kaustuv Rio with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.834 billion Soviets are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Sannyamathlandian economy, worth 893 trillion Soviet Roubleses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 130,714 Soviet Roubleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, even God cannot save you in Sannyamathland, and parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sannyamathland's national animal is the Mountain Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Sannyamathland is ranked 28,323^rd in the world and 31^st in Greater Dienstad for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 195.94 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.