The Grand Kingdom of Rusozak is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by King Ardrus II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.874 billion Rusozaks are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pobedagrad. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Rusozakian economy, worth a remarkable 1,904 trillion Rusozak Units a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 76,548 Rusozak Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The justice of Rusozak is considered superior to that of other nations, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby King Ardrus II Pics" has made King Ardrus II's mom a celebrity, and arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rusozak's national animal is the Rusozak Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Rusozak Orthodoxy.

Rusozak is ranked 20,612^th in the world and 39^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Safest, scoring 113.29 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.