The Grand Kingdom of Rusozak is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by King Ardrus II with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.596 billion Rusozaks are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pobedagrad. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Rusozakian economy, worth a remarkable 1,882 trillion Rusozak Units a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 76,519 Rusozak Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The justice of Rusozak is considered superior to that of other nations, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby King Ardrus II Pics" has made King Ardrus II's mom a celebrity, and arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rusozak's national animal is the Rusozak Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Rusozak Orthodoxy.

Rusozak is ranked 246,720^th in the world and 188^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 553.55 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.