The Constitutional Monarchy of Monteleuce is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 616 million Monteleucians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurelia. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Monteleucean economy, worth 54.9 trillion mones a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,065 mones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color, and diplomatic missions are often mistaken as declarations of war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monteleuce's national animal is the Phoenix Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Monteleuce is ranked 8,343^rd in the world and 22^nd in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,025.31 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.