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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,236thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,352ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,584th
The Most Serene Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Superbia et Lucrum
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population15.787 billion

CapitalCaer Lochweald
LeaderCensor Perpetuo Elena Lampronius
FaithUniversal Temple of the Olympian Apostás

AnimalSilver Fox

The Most Serene Republic of Kaiserholt is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Censor Perpetuo Elena Lampronius with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.787 billion Holtii are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caer Lochweald. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.6%.

The frighteningly efficient of the Holt economy, worth a remarkable 2,493 trillion Equuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 157,970 Equuses, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 927,036 per year while the poor average 12,574, a ratio of 73.7 to 1.

Abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery, the well-to-do in The Land of Kings and Emperors are never on time for important appointments, and picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kaiserholt's national animal is the Silver Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Universal Temple of the Olympian Apostás.

Kaiserholt is ranked 24,422nd in the world and 32nd in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Highest Crime Rates, with 14.19 Crimes Per Hour.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,236thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,352ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,584thMost Armed: 2,756thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,813thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,918thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,961stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,291stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,305thLargest Mining Sector: 4,661stHighest Economic Output: 4,881stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,680thMost Influential: 6,469thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,584thMost Stationary: 6,711thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,050thLargest Black Market: 8,337thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,096thLargest Populations: 9,611thHighest Average Incomes: 11,328thMost Cultured: 11,978thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,044thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,092ndLargest Retail Industry: 14,428thMost Efficient Economies: 16,512th
Most Stationary: 12th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13th in the regionMost Armed: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 29th in the regionMost Influential: 31st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 32nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 11 » Nulkia, Ofoten, Allistair Union, Bobracha, Gundriastan, Invadia-Rex, Bearhinoland, Afaenvia, Perisno, Alenshire, and Frolacia.

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