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Most Armed: 1,905th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,102nd Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,537th
The Most Serene Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Superbia et Lucrum
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population14.759 billion

CapitalCaer Lochweald
LeaderCensor Perpetuo Elena Lampronius
FaithUniversal Temple of the Olympian Apostás

AnimalSilver Fox

The Most Serene Republic of Kaiserholt is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Censor Perpetuo Elena Lampronius with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.759 billion Holtii are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caer Lochweald. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.3%.

The frighteningly efficient of the Holt economy, worth a remarkable 2,275 trillion Equuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 154,204 Equuses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 514,099 per year while the poor average 34,438, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, and fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kaiserholt's national animal is the Silver Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Universal Temple of the Olympian Apostás.

Kaiserholt is ranked 4,919th in the world and 14th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Highest Economic Output, with 2,275 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Armed: 1,905thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,102ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,537thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,890thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,948thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,016thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,117thLargest Mining Sector: 4,625thHighest Economic Output: 4,919thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,301stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,879thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,027thMost Stationary: 7,105thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,290thTop
Largest Black Market: 8,129thMost Influential: 8,290thLargest Populations: 9,671stHighest Average Incomes: 11,735thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,822ndMost Corrupt Governments: 13,740thMost Cultured: 13,988thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,596thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,669thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,744th
Most Armed: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionLargest Black Market: 31st in the region

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