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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,075thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,429thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,660th
The Most Serene Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Superbia et Lucrum
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population16.239 billion

CapitalCaer Lochweald
LeaderCensor Perpetuo Elena Lampronius
FaithUniversal Temple of the Olympian Apostás

AnimalSilver Fox

The Most Serene Republic of Kaiserholt is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Censor Perpetuo Elena Lampronius with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.239 billion Holtii are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caer Lochweald. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.0%.

The frighteningly efficient of the Holt economy, worth a remarkable 2,554 trillion Equuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 157,296 Equuses, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 884,298 per year while the poor average 13,825, a ratio of 64.0 to 1.

Picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them, the 'sing-a-long with Censor Perpetuo Elena Lampronius' album is a popular souvenir, billions are being spent on a new island airport, and the national security service are a bunch of crooks. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kaiserholt's national animal is the Silver Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Universal Temple of the Olympian Apostás.

Kaiserholt is ranked 52,236th in the world and 99th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Avoided, scoring 75.15 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,075thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,429thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,660thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,761stMost Armed: 2,785thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,887thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,009thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,442ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,522ndLargest Mining Sector: 4,596thHighest Economic Output: 4,942ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,481stMost Influential: 6,003rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,887thLargest Black Market: 7,890thTop
Largest Populations: 9,523rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,486thMost Cultured: 11,435thHighest Average Incomes: 11,616thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,907thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,947thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,790thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,617thMost Efficient Economies: 15,622ndLargest Retail Industry: 15,967th
Most Armed: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 24th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionMost Influential: 26th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 33rd in the region

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