The Most Serene Republic of Kaiserholt is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Censor Perpetuo Elena Lampronius with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.444 billion Cives are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caer Lochweald. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient of the Holt economy, worth a remarkable 2,939 trillion Equuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 159,375 Equuses, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 873,950 per year while the poor average 14,801, a ratio of 59.0 to 1.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and tax assessment offices double as polling stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Kaiserholt's national animal is the Silver Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Universal Temple of the Olympian Apostás.

Kaiserholt is ranked 10,617^th in the world and 24^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Largest Black Market, with 92.7 trillion Standard Monetary Units.