by Max Barry

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,240thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,414thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,457th
The Most Serene Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Superbia et Lucrum
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population18.444 billion

CapitalCaer Lochweald
LeaderCensor Perpetuo Elena Lampronius
FaithUniversal Temple of the Olympian Apostás

AnimalSilver Fox

The Most Serene Republic of Kaiserholt is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Censor Perpetuo Elena Lampronius with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.444 billion Cives are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caer Lochweald. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient of the Holt economy, worth a remarkable 2,939 trillion Equuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 159,375 Equuses, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 873,950 per year while the poor average 14,801, a ratio of 59.0 to 1.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and tax assessment offices double as polling stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Kaiserholt's national animal is the Silver Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Universal Temple of the Olympian Apostás.

Kaiserholt is ranked 10,617th in the world and 24th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Largest Black Market, with 92.7 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,240thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,414thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,457thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,823rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,177thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,186thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,326thMost Armed: 3,868thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,835thHighest Economic Output: 4,864thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,638thLargest Mining Sector: 6,314thMost Influential: 6,447thLargest Populations: 9,029thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,479thLargest Black Market: 10,617thMost Cultured: 11,797thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 12,115thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,398thMost Efficient Economies: 18,207thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,420thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,837thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,379thLargest Retail Industry: 19,477thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,513thMost Developed: 21,947thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,278th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 15th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 24th in the region

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