The Res Publica of RomanAugustus is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Cicero Augustus with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 2.393 billion RomanAugustusians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roma. The average income tax rate is 58.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient RomanAugustusian economy, worth 84.5 trillion Talents a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 35,329 Talents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RomanAugustus's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman pantheism.

RomanAugustus is ranked 54,262^nd in the world and 353^rd in Europeia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.48 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.