The Drakken Empire of Repitilysia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Karan Drakken with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.468 billion Repitilysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drakkosia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Repitilysian economy, worth a remarkable 8,302 trillion Palrivan Petals a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 325,981 Palrivan Petals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys", and attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Repitilysia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Imperial Cult.

Repitilysia is ranked 332,428^th in the world and 3,257^th in the Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with zero Standard Monetary Units.