The Regularchy of Regiria is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Reg U Lader with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.135 billion Regirians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reginopolis. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Regirian economy, worth a remarkable 4,752 trillion Regirian Regiris a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,888 Regirian Regiris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, Reg U Lader is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime is totally unknown. Regiria's national animal is the unslayable dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Laderinism.

Regiria is ranked 28,852^nd in the world and 1^st in Regulus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.41 law-abiding acts per hour.