Population | 46.444 billion |
Capital | NewAustin |
Leader | Big Tex |
Currency | Fajita Taco |
Animal | Armadillo |
The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 46.444 billion NewTexans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 18,672 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 402,051 Fajita Tacoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
NewTexas is ranked 286,029th in the world and 98th in Texas for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -59.75 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Work Visas Act".
- : NewTexas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations and Most Influential.
- : NewTexas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
- : NewTexas lodged a message on the Ziemia Regional Message Board.
- : NewTexas lodged a message on the One big Island Regional Message Board.
- : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
- : NewTexas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
- : NewTexas approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "International Transport Safety"".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 17 » Ewing Oil Co, Gig em Aggies, Seeker Alpha, Lichian, Independent Planets, United States of Woodward, Darth Kermit, Indian Empire, Rorschach, Mocanaqua, Trecdom2, PatrickStar, United Kodiaks, Buc-ee Gas Station, Studly Penguins, Kinixys, and Blandings and Fenwick.