The Free Land of Kebecois is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Max the Magnificent with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.512 billion Kebecoisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maximilia. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kebecoisian economy, worth a remarkable 4,188 trillion gold francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 253,650 gold francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Some Kebecoisian athletes have defected to Blackacre after being denied the chance to compete in international sporting events, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, and funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kebecois's national animal is the snowy owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kebecois is ranked 1,262^nd in the world and 20^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 36,392.99 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.