The Queendom of Tennai is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Queen Yakshi Mattasupta with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 23.817 billion Tennaiites are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aminjikarai. The average income tax rate is 67.4%.

The Tennaian economy, worth 875 trillion talis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 36,777 talis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Tennai has designated Aminjikarai as its capital city, Queen Yakshi Mattasupta has just been declared ruler of Tennai in an international press conference, and the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tennai's national animal is the Chalna Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tennai is ranked 65,765^th in the world and 2,222^nd in Balder for Most Primitive, scoring 41.83 on the Scary Big Number Scale.