The Theocracy of Najimam is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Highest Imam Naji The Fifth with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, enslaved workforce, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.512 billion Najimamians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Najiman. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Najimamian economy, worth 314 trillion Nezims a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,600 Nezims, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many in Najimam are born in the purple, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law, and the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Najimam's national animal is the Snowy Sloughi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Islam.

Najimam is ranked 39,395^th in the world and 64^th in The Western Isles for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 756.23 on the Clooney Contribution Index.