The Nagisa of Vulbania is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Supreme Blahaji Evan Rikuta with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, infamous sell-swords, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.993 billion Vulbanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazoo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.5%.

The all-consuming Vulbanian economy, worth 705 trillion Eastern Obiljies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,368 Eastern Obiljies, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, the army consists of only generals and grunts, and members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vulbania's national animal is the Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Gooseism.

Vulbania is ranked 251,351^st in the world and 4,656^th in The East Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 1.14 average smiles per day.