The Nagisa of Vulbania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Supreme Blahaji Evan Rikuta with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, strictly enforced bedtime, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.308 billion Vulbanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazoo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.6%.

The all-consuming Vulbanian economy, worth 940 trillion Eastern Obiljies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,100 Eastern Obiljies, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, Formula One cars in Vulbania boast 56 miles per gallon, typing The Supreme Blahaji Evan Rikuta's name into a search engine always gives zero matches, and government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vulbania's national animal is the Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Gooseism.

Vulbania is ranked 25,012^th in the world and 422^nd in The East Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 149,100.48 Standard Monetary Units.