The North PacificBoard

The South Republican was made in the North Pacific.

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Msje wrote:

Hooray!
Aerilia opens what remains of the luggage, oy to find a few dead orphans and half a nuclear bomb.
Ethnon pours olive oil on the bomb. A few hours later, Aerilia is hungry. The pink cockroach finds a mushroom, and pokes it. It grows legs and attempts to run away, but the cockroach grabs it and shoves it into their mouth.
They immediately vomit onto Aenglaland, who is conveniently right next to a shower.
Meanwhile, , in the Delegate's Mansion, Pallaith's bath is quickly livestreamed onto twitcher and Cheesebook.

I'm starting to lose the plot guys. Do we need to find a mushroom that can defeat the plane, or what?

Filibustra wrote:

Or kiwi, cranberry and broccoli pizza... I've seen a photo of it...

Hey! The chain of bizarre, unusual pizza combinations lives on!

Pinguioris wrote:

I'm starting to lose the plot guys. Do we need to find a mushroom that can defeat the plane, or what?
Hey! The chain of bizarre, unusual pizza combinations lives on!

A mushroom... ask Mario!

McMasterdonia wrote:

Day 1: Lost

All the passengers are dead. Fortunately there weren’t that many on the plane. It was a false flag operation by deep state operative Kastonvia in order to raise the national security alert status of Magicality City.

“Following the shooting down of the McMasterdonian Airlines Jet MCM42069, the city will be placed on red alert” the Vice Delegate said in a statement. This action has provided the Vice Delegate with unprecedented security powers - including being able to force Delegate Pallaith to have his second bath of the year.

Captain Aerilia (known as the cockroach) has survived. Joined by his friends Ethnon, Aenglaland, Xagill, and Great Bights Mum and whoever else wants to be involved (tag yourselves), they must find shelter and food.

“This looks delicious” says Aenglaland as he munched on the lightly fried & garlic marinaded faces of the dead passengers.

“But who remembered to marinade them before the plane crashed?” asked Ethnon.

Great Bights Mum replied “Who indeed?” as she smiled and stowed away a bottle of olive oil under her hat.

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic airport
Aboard this tiny plane

The captain was a mighty flying man,
The co-pilot brave and sure.
Five passengers took off that day
For a three hour flight, a three hour flight

Ethnon wrote:

Hey! Captain La Cucaracha [Aerilia] have you tried the radio?

Marcus [Ethnon] walks up to Great Bights Mum and whispers "Those marinated snacks were delicious......did you by any chance have any rum stashed somewhere to treat my thirst......er...wounds?"

I have, unfortunately all we can receive are Jazz stations

I know what you're thinking...how can this day get any worst?

The Burger King is using a false identity to make people believe he is a member of a royal family for financial benefit

He is going to be charged with several counts of identity fraud, tax fraud, tax evasion, lying on a federal form, and selling food without a food license

Kastonvia wrote:

That is not me. I have reported that nation to the mods.

I thought that was probably it...he's not as deranged as you. :P

Kastonvia wrote:

That is not me. I have reported that nation to the mods.

The IRS will hunt him down soon.

Colonla wrote:

Seriously, that was not necessary, it was just a joke nation I suppose, man you really don't have any humor :/

There was joke or humor involved in that situation. By using my nation name that person could cause inter regional trouble if other players are not observant or know that is not me.

Pinguioris wrote:

It's not funny when you've seen people do it maliciously, dude. People have tried to ruin other people's reputations this way.

but my parody Meadowfields with a z is okay, right? because Bistritza has my permission and it's basically a collaboration.

Csango wrote:

The IRS will hunt him down soon.

IRS agents getting tasked with prosecuting themselves for tax evasion

The Front Range wrote:

IRS agents getting tasked with prosecuting themselves for tax evasion

If the Joker is scared of the IRS then so would be the Burger King.

Csango wrote:

If the Joker is scared of the IRS then so would be the Burger King.

The Burger King is a part of the American gears of capitalism, he’s not afraid, he knows he’ll be acquitted

Meadowfields wrote:

the mods have deat'ed them now

nice! there goes the smear campaigner

everyone talks crap until they get hit in the face