| Population | 13.431 billion |
| Capital | Hackney |
| Leader | Queen Juliana |
| Faith | Agnosticism |
| Currency | plum |
| Animal | giraffe |
The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.431 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 3,807 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 283,491 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.
The Windmilluminati is ranked 1,160th in the world and 50th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 166.32 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, children listen incredulously when their grandparents explain what a "running river" is.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, the staffroom being an "icky" colour is a perfectly acceptable reason to not accept a job.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.
- : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways.
World Assembly
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