The Democratic Republic of Catboiistan is a small, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working population of 32 million Catboiistands have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.2%.

The strong Catboiistani economy, worth 1.92 trillion This is Bourgoise Nonsenses a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,019 This is Bourgoise Nonsenses, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

No suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBC Governor goes house hunting, and the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Catboiistan's national animal is the Ourselves of course, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Catboiistan is ranked 153,536^th in the world and 2,116^th in the Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,090.39 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.