The Athrathae of Schwypia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Spirit Leader Essis Eerii with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 12.251 billion Korhín are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Milare. The average income tax rate is 84.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Korhín economy, worth a remarkable 1,164 trillion Darinis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,051 Darinis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shirts-versus-skins games are now skins-versus-skins games, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas, and the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schwypia's national animal is the Barn Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Twin-Gift Shalmari.

Schwypia is ranked 16,961^st in the world and 20^th in The Hole To Hide In for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.32 law-abiding acts per hour.