The Juche People's Republic of Divided Free Land is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Nahkambaru Uujila with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 3.749 billion Kumarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Namhung. The average income tax rate is 87.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kumaro economy, worth 488 trillion Grogeayas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 130,277 Grogeayas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military has gone fission for more funding, the military claims that their threatening letters are signed with the blood of their enemies, reassembling shredded papers is the highlight of a spy's day, and naval armadas borrow their formations from synchronized swimming handbooks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Divided Free Land's national animal is the Overase Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Divided Free Land is ranked 11,074^th in the world and 484^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.18 law-abiding acts per hour.