The Juche People's Republic of DIVIDED FREE LAND is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Nahkambaru Uujila with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 4.777 billion Kumarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Namhung. The average income tax rate is 87.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kumaro economy, worth 622 trillion Grogeayas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 130,277 Grogeayas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reassembling shredded papers is the highlight of a spy's day, naval armadas borrow their formations from synchronized swimming handbooks, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice, and tourists ask to stay in the same pleasant accommodations where foreign prisoners are kept. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DIVIDED FREE LAND's national animal is the Overase Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

DIVIDED FREE LAND is ranked 245,791^st in the world and 4,961^st in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -5.47 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.