The Juche People's Republic of Divided Free Land is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Nahkambaru Uujila with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.881 billion Kumarians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Namhung. The average income tax rate is 85.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kumarian economy, worth 244 trillion Grogeyas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 130,110 Grogeyas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job, books are so highly regarded in Divided Free Land that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, and Overase Eagles that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Divided Free Land's national animal is the Overase Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is dfe 4 delgeaet frfr.

Divided Free Land is ranked 294,327^th in the world and 8,326^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -279.03 on the Scary Big Number Scale.