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The unity company wrote:"the one that i ate"

"And I care why?"

Shavara wrote:Why is the sky so dark!?

Sounds ominous, the way you put it.

Shavara and BearStackof2015

The unity company

Wersh wrote:"And I care why?"

idk

Zakrevskaya wrote:Because it be night? 🙄

It's currently day where I live.

>->

Le slavador wrote:Sounds ominous, the way you put it.

The Dark Sky.

Peatiktist, BearStackof2015, and Zakrevskaya

Zakrevskaya

Nova-Columbia wrote:
2050 Primacy Candidates:

OOC: The Lorem Ipsum will be replaced with actual descriptions soon.

The National Front

The Independence Party

The Demilitarization League

The Socialist Party

Independent Bloc

Michael Numokov

Elena Andronikos

James Vilnichi

Nora Kosojovic

Alexander Krakovic

An experienced general with nearly three decades of service, Kosojovic is the model Columbian. His talent as a soldier has been widely recognized, and during his long tenure he has accumulated more than a dozen medals, with nearly twice that many recommendations. He was widely popular with the soldiers under his command, with his nickname of "Papa Mikey" being widely used amongst them due to his protective nature over the soldiers he was tasked with leading. His primary focus is rebuilding the Columbian Highway System (CHS,) as well expanding the existing Inter-City Railroad Network. On foreign policy, he advocates for a continuation of the status quo, with the expansion of Columbian strategic allies and the peaceful reconciliation of opposing nations unless under extreme circumstances.

Elena Andronikos is somewhat of an odd choice for The Independence Party's candidate. Her candidacy comprises many firsts for the tradition focused party. She is the party's first Formosan candidate, the first non-career military candidate, and perhaps most noticeably, the first Mačka candidate from the party. She completed her national service with little fanfare, before going on to serve as a member of the Formosan Royal Police for nearly half a decade. Following that, she enjoyed a brief but successful stint as a fencer, before she entered the realm of Formosan politics. Eventually rising to be the Governor of Formosa, she launched her bid for the IP's candidacy nearly two years before elections had even begun. She has three main goals for her Primacy. First is to remove the last vestiges of Social Welfare, which she claims have grown obsolete with the introduction of the National Dividend, a form of UBI. Second is to finish the work of the assassinated James Cordovin, who had worked to combat the homelessness crisis as well as crush a rising drug problem before it grew out of control. Finally, her last focus is to redefine Columbian foreign policy, bringing it more in line with the IP's views. Namely, she advocates for near complete diplomatic isolation, except for in circumstances where there is a credible threat to Columbia, in which case she advocates the use of extreme force.

James Vilnichi has served as both the head of the Demilitarization League and its candidate for the Primacy since the party's founding in 2028. In that time he has grown to become quite possibly the most polarizing figure in Columbian politics. He has been the subject of numerous death threats, smear pieces, and even an assasination attempt in 2041. Despite this, his radical message of the complete demilitarization of the government has allowed him to carve out a niche, yet dedicated following. This following, described by some hyperbolic commentators as a cult of personality, has kept him in the political spotlight for decades. While his party generally wins at least a small number of seats in the Assembly of Consuls, it has never even come close to winning a single seat in the Assembly of Tribunes, much less the more prestigious position of Primarch. Despite this, he hopes that this cycle, with the death of a Primarch and the injury of another, will propel his party to victory.

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Still working on writing them, but here’s the list so far.

I'd like to donate and support Nora Kosojovic in her compaign if that's ok

The unity company wrote:idk

"I just want my husband back and to go home... is that too much to ask?!" *she punches a wall in frustration*

Koalas are so annoying. They have the most obnoxious scream when they burn. It's like they insist on being disgusting creatures to the very end.

Fedele wrote:Koalas are so annoying. They have the most obnoxious scream when they burn. It's like they insist on being disgusting creatures to the very end.

Freeze them to death, then burn them?

Fedele wrote:Koalas are so annoying. They have the most obnoxious scream when they burn. It's like they insist on being disgusting creatures to the very end.

Kangaroos are the worst

Fedele wrote:Koalas are so annoying. They have the most obnoxious scream when they burn. It's like they insist on being disgusting creatures to the very end.

You can solve this by ripping their vocal cords out of their neck before burning them. Keeps me sane :shrug:

Fedele, Peatiktist, Le slavador, and BearStackof2015

BearStackof2015 wrote:Freeze them to death, then burn them?

Better than burning them, then freezing them?

Wersh wrote:You can solve this by ripping their vocal cords out of their neck before burning them. Keeps me sane :shrug:

I think you've already gone insane.

Upper saust latiegebestica

Kampf Empire wrote:Your whole nation is my property.

Thats where you're wrong, BOY!

New union of sovereign soviet republics

Hello all

Yeet and retreat wrote:Hello all

All is well.

Yeet and retreat

Le slavador wrote:All is well.

that's good

Zakrevskaya wrote:I'd like to donate and support Nora Kosojovic in her compaign if that's ok

Thank you for requesting before simply donating, as that would have been illegal under Columbian laws. The democracy of our nation is the most important institution, and no foreign interference beyond endorsing a candidate is permitted. Please see below.

Nova-Columbia wrote:Foreign interference in Columbian internal politics is not permitted. A government may endorse a given candidate, party, ideal, etc. However, donations, foreign political advertising, and any other attempts to influence Columbian voters is strictly prohibited. Thank you for your understanding.

Shavara

Campaign season in Fedele has traditionally been uneventful as Fedele Fantoccini, holding an office with no real power that nobody wants to have, has always run unopposed. That being the case, he still has always put out a single campaign ad as a formality.

https://youtu.be/Yxp23Gkvn9g

Libertanny, BearStackof2015, and Upper saust latiegebestica

Appears

Upper saust latiegebestica

Upper saust latiegebestica wrote:Thats where you're wrong, BOY!

Other Fledglings: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

The unity company

Wersh wrote:"I just want my husband back and to go home... is that too much to ask?!" *she punches a wall in frustration*

"i ate his soul, so yes"

Upper saust latiegebestica wrote:Other Fledglings: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

When Nobody even said that.

Upper saust latiegebestica wrote:Other Fledglings: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

You just called yourself a fledgling.

Shavara and BearStackof2015

Peatiktist wrote:You just called yourself a fledgling.

https://youtu.be/4ZO40y4SvEQ

Upper saust latiegebestica

Fun fact #1: Latiegebesticans are all mutants with high concentrations of aluminum in the Skull. Making them immune to any form of mind control.

Peatiktist wrote:You just called yourself a fledgling.

Yes I did, Yes I did.

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