The Holy Yellow Order of Grand Exultia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jimmy Space with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.526 billion Grande Exultians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lacon. The average income tax rate is 14.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Exultious economy, worth a remarkable 1,086 trillion E-Denarriis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 196,598 E-Denarriis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Gyrinxdogs' dominate wildlife preserves, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, and the 'sing-a-long with Jimmy Space' album is a popular souvenir. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Grand Exultia's national animal is the Gyrinx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Allspark.

Grand Exultia is ranked 43,515^th in the world and 879^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,883.92 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.