The Empire of Grand Exultia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jimmy Space with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.576 billion Grande Exultians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lacon. The average income tax rate is 20.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Exultious economy, worth 234 trillion E-Denarriis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 148,536 E-Denarriis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Actors are arrested and interrogated if they play terrorists on TV, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", the state pays for care of easily preventable illnesses, and human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Grand Exultia's national animal is the Gyrinx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Allspark.

Grand Exultia is ranked 19,921^st in the world and 586^th in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 10.42 bananas ingested per day.