The Federal Republic of America JB is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its smutty television, strictly enforced bedtime, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 19.941 billion Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lexington. The average income tax rate is 85.7%.

The frighteningly efficient America JBian economy, worth a remarkable 2,258 trillion JBian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 113,254 JBian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Parking's carefree without parking car fees, politicians have been known to swim in pools filled with JBian Dollars, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, and cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. America JB's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

America JB is ranked 271,122^nd in the world and 34^th in The Democratic Republic for Most Armed, with 0.16 weapons per person.