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Most Devout: 4,679th Most Subsidized Industry: 5,227th Largest Publishing Industry: 6,000th
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America JB

Population10.09 billion


AnimalBald Eagle

The United States of America JB is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 10.09 billion Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lexington. The average income tax rate is 85.1%.

The frighteningly efficient America JBian economy, worth a remarkable 1,131 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,129 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, and concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. America JB's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

America JB is ranked 41,501st in the world and 15th in The Democratic Republic for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Most Devout: 4,679thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,227thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,000thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,026thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,108thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,813thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,954thSafest: 9,580thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,973rdMost Developed: 11,153rdMost Rebellious Youth: 11,665thMost Pacifist: 11,709thHealthiest Citizens: 11,927thLowest Crime Rates: 12,234thLargest Governments: 12,474thHighest Economic Output: 12,635thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,837thMost Efficient Economies: 13,022ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,983rdNicest Citizens: 14,340thMost Cultured: 14,363rdLongest Average Lifespans: 15,100thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,113thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,414th
Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Average: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the region

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