by Max Barry

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Election 2020: Caelapes 11.0%, Wymondham 9.5%, Racoda 9.1%, The Bigtopia 6.6%, 9003 6.4%, Anarchitaria 6.0%, Kakazagistan 4.6%, Destructive Government Endorsing System 4.6%, Giovanniland 4.6%, Kuriko 4.5%, Amsterwald 2.8%
Most Devout: 4,989thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,110thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,342nd
The United States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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America JB

Population11.101 billion


AnimalBald Eagle

The United States of America JB is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, aversion to nipples, and national health service. The compassionate, devout population of 11.101 billion Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lexington. The average income tax rate is 85.1%.

The frighteningly efficient America JBian economy, worth a remarkable 1,244 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 112,112 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, and concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. America JB's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

America JB is ranked 171,691st in the world and 117th in The Democratic Republic for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.81 Crimes Per Hour.

Most Devout: 4,989thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,110thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,342ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,467thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,114thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,178thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,294thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,683rdSafest: 9,748thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,265thMost Developed: 11,351stMost Rebellious Youth: 11,865thHealthiest Citizens: 12,217thLowest Crime Rates: 12,588thHighest Economic Output: 12,618thLargest Governments: 12,881stMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,129thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,556thMost Efficient Economies: 14,008thMost Cultured: 14,588thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,132ndNicest Citizens: 15,541stMost Pacifist: 15,854thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,636thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,819th
Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Average: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the region

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