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*follows behind with a dustpan and small broom*
Aw, you're very good idea *gives pats*
*The sentient tablet beeps happily, making a generous slice of Hateno cheese materialize from its stored inventory in appreciation of the rodent's kindness*
Are you allowed to say naughty things like that to people? I'll have you know this Bar is a family establishment. A family of dogs, rats, and/or zombie animals, maybe, but a family nonetheless.
"I have a very short haiku. Should I be embarrassed?"
Brocklandia and Alta Sil
Yes, and I can recommend a few doctors in Mexico who can help you with that situation.
"If you're talking about 
Consuela de la Morrela, I am not interested."
*The sentient tablet on the counter beeps*
I wouldn't recommend trying to insult Consuela de la Morrela. There is a high probability of zir hitting you with hir shoe. Or worse, picking me as zer weapon of choice to hit you with. :[
I'm reasonably certain Consuela isn't a doctor. I'm voting for demolitions expert.
She also has access to the Bar's extremely explosive stock of cleaning supplies and our flame-throwers, the preferred weapons for duels and toilet-cleaning.
*snaps at very short haiku*
Hiss!
*interpretive dance in honor of Consuela de la Morrela*
I'm ... not surprised that alligators are great dancers. After all, they make the best shoes.
*joins in the dancing*
*Straps on a pair of anti-alligator waders and joins in the dancing too*
Oh no! Brock has become trapped amongst those vicious gators! Someone send help! Oh, it's horrible! See how our poor janitor thrashes about in agony? It's a terrible sight to behold. Such torturous movements of their body... I'll never be able to forget such unnatural sights.
*After multiple failed attempts to pass the sodoku to get resources for the april fools event, the sentient tablet is frustrated when they cannot obtain any resources for their wonder*
Can anyone give me tips to solve the sudoku? Or can you help endorse my wonder? I'm really struggling here...
Focus on one line at a time and start with the small numbers since they'll be the easiest to determine. After that it's just a bunch of moving numbers around until everything's green.
There. Fixed it for you. Apparently alligators like snacks too.
Eh ... People have said worse things about my dancing, so this time I must be doing something right ... or right-er than usual.
Then don't forget to tip for the memorable performance.
Zombie Penguins, Ratfink, and Alta Sil
The solution is:
Get a large hammer. I prefer something in the 13-pound ball peen family--heavy enough to do damage but light enough that you don't tire quickly.
Smash with hammer repeatedly--lots and lots of repeated smashing.
Doesn't fix the problem but it makes you feel better. And anyway you're no worse off since you weren't solving the danged thing anyway.
*Coughs under his breath* Math nerd. *Coughs again*
Huh? What? I didn't say anything.
Ugh, but fair.
Well, I'm back.
Brocklandia and Ratfink
Bye bar! I’m finally home.
Brocklandia and Ratfink
Hey folks!
We're your neighbours from Liberlandia...
We've been working a lot on this wonder: page=wonder/wid=1000507
It would mean the world to us if you could like it or contribute in any way! If you have any requests, we'd all be indebted and thankful.
Thanks in advance
Cheers,
Ernest
Somebody's feeling cheeky today. I need a new belt, and you look like you'd make ten or twenty nice ones.
Welcome back!
And welcome back to you too.
Hey, yourself. But you're really supposed to buy a drink before posting a link. Our Factbook says so and everything.
- 🍻 Visitors must buy a drink before posting a poll or announcement. 🥂
Drunkndisorderly, Ratfink, and Hemogard
Hi bar folks. I' m sober till yesterday.
Brocklandia, Ratfink, and Hemogard
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