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*A zombie takes Empire of Re-estize out of the bar*

Lightford wrote:New poll! How do you feel about living in your NS country? Oh fūck wait. So what's there to consume???

There's a whole menu of options to choose from. We can also provide a lot of things not listed on the menu. Also your poll is only available to residents of your region.

Alright

Brocklandia wrote:Oh, squeal! I've been bribed! My very first bribe, and it's for four digits too!

I'm so happy.

And I ain't reporting this on my taxes, either.

Drunkndisorderly wrote:My poem

Once upon a daylight dreary
I had nightmares of Scott McCreary
American Idol of days gone by
Wishing I could throw a pie

I wait patiently for AGT
and make a cake, for a contestant you see
and soon no longer is a face
but fondant and cream all over the place

Samuel Pepys wrote:Steps forth from a shadowy corner.
Clears throat, and adopts a recital pose.

Pack the tavern
Give them beer
Plague-ridden pints
Shots of fear
Watch them fall
Gutter sick
Cull the poor
Kill them quick
Parliament
Let nurses down
ClapClapClap
For the clown
Open tavern
Sickly beer
Pour libations
Costs us dear
Lies and shame
Drink or bust
Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust.

Howard walks out of the main office with a staff name tag on. He slides behind the bar.

Stegatives wrote:Keep creek deleap the leaps of lager lays low in my tab, please!

Sir? What do you mean?

Mindon wrote:Kinda drained his account already. What account did you drain anyway? I mean, the bank I go to was frozen in ice 5 years ago.

Frozen in.... You know what, Iíve heard weirder.

Congratulations Samuel Pepys. You have the option of judging the next poetry contest. You can choose the format and theme. Let us know.

Howard Beale wrote:Howard walks out of the main office with a staff name tag on. He slides behind the bar.

Sir? What do you mean?

Frozen in.... You know what, Iíve heard weirder.

Know none? Nose snow, now!

Brocklandia wrote:Oh, squeal! I've been bribed! My very first bribe, and it's for four digits too!

I'm so happy.

And I ain't reporting this on my taxes, either.

you welcome!

Pax sits on his stool, cleaning an old M1911.
How's everyone doing? I'm not in here as much as I should be.

Nationstatesgirl wrote:hello!

Welcome to the Bar.

Zombie Penguins wrote:There's a whole menu of options to choose from. We can also provide a lot of things not listed on the menu. Also your poll is only available to residents of your region.

Someone fetch me Mountain Dew. Oh and here's the real new poll! How do you feel about living in your NS country? Sorry. I accidentally restricted it residents initially. It's open now

Post self-deleted by Local now news.

Zombie Penguins wrote:*The penguin brings over a flagon of ale* I don't think we have any serving wenches right now, but if you squint and put a wig on that zombie it could pass as one.

Squints.
Er, sure!
Sups his ale.

Zombie Penguins wrote:Congratulations Samuel Pepys. You have the option of judging the next poetry contest. You can choose the format and theme. Let us know.

Thank you, sir!
bows.

I choose 'pastoral poetry' themed around a location/area either within or in the immediate vicinity (the outside environs) of the Bar.

Howard Beale wrote:Frozen in.... You know what, Iíve heard weirder.

Yeah. Everyone there will be preserved for the future and gives me an emergency back up if I unfreeze them and trick them into thinking it's been a thousand or so years. Or just loot the entire vault, whichever is easiest to do.

PR Megaforce wrote:

Yay! Another Third Place win for my ongoing campaign. Thank you, thank you!

Samuel Pepys wrote:I choose 'pastoral poetry' themed around a location/area either within or in the immediate vicinity (the outside environs) of the Bar.

Are there any pastures near the Bar? I'm pretty sure the only thing outside our walls are miles and miles of wasteland. But I haven't been outside in years, so what do I know? (Rhetorical question--don't answer that.)

Just a not so friendly reminder

The Bar is not a billboard ok, no sub-par adverts for polls. See WFE

And a 2 drink minimum.

Drunkndisorderly wrote:Just a not so friendly reminder

The Bar is not a billboard ok, no sub-par adverts for polls. See WFE

And a 2 drink minimum.

I leave for one second.

Lightford wrote:Someone fetch me Mountain Dew. Oh and here's the real new poll! How do you feel about living in your NS country? Sorry. I accidentally restricted it residents initially. It's open now

*A zombie brings over the requested Mountain Dew*

Stegatives wrote:Know none? Nose snow, now!

Howard looks confused

Do you want a drink?

Mindon wrote:Yeah. Everyone there will be preserved for the future and gives me an emergency back up if I unfreeze them and trick them into thinking it's been a thousand or so years. Or just loot the entire vault, whichever is easiest to do.

Thatís actually a pretty intelligent plan.

Howard Beale wrote:Howard looks confused

Do you want a drink?

Thatís actually a pretty intelligent plan.

Howard, how ard you? You used Yoove's Coca Cocaine for frantics?

Howard Beale wrote:Howard looks confused

Do you want a drink?

Thatís actually a pretty intelligent plan.

Howard, how ard you? You used Yoove's Coca Cocaine for frantics?

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