The Bar on the corner of every region Board

The Ancient and Ethereal Lady of Feoras

The Second Entente

Panian wrote:

*sets down an additional tart, which does not have body parts in it like

Brocklandia implies*

I like how I wake up after not paying and get two free tarts.
Moral of the story: die for free food.

Panian and Tercania islands

New swaraelia wrote:

I like how I wake up after not paying and get two free tarts.
Moral of the story: die for free food.

I wouldn't recommend trying this often. Other free food may be less good for your health. Hell, one tart still came from our kitchen.

New swaraelia and Tercania islands

Jehovahs witness wrote:

The mysterious dog-earred near-clone of Brocklandia comes in from outside, carrying a mop and a shiny golden plaque. They go over to show it to the Witness.

Clean-up needed in the meat locker. Come on--put some hustle in it.

Tercania islands

Panian wrote:

*sets down an additional tart, which does not have body parts in it like

Brocklandia implies*

Moi? I never implied any such thing. I said they were ostrich feathers. Which, sure, technically is an ostrich body part, but do you see any ostriches around here? Hey, wait a minute ... How did you get ostrich feathers without an ostrich?

Tercania islands

New swaraelia wrote:

Moral of the story: die for free food.

Is that why people bring food after the funeral? I thought it was because they were hoping to have a party now that that dead relative is outta everyone's hair.

Feoras, New swaraelia, and Tercania islands

New swaraelia

The Second Entente

Feoras wrote:

I wouldn't recommend trying this often. Other free food may be less good for your health. Hell, one tart still came from our kitchen.

Oh no

Feoras and Tercania islands

Anacin

Jehovahs witness wrote:

A phone rings, and the Witness picks it up.

What is it? ...Massive load of chemicals, the entire city poisoned? Jeez, that restroom's foul. ...Nah, it's just Toledo, nobody cares about Toledo. Come back at your own pace.

Hangs up.

He's doing Jehovah's good work.

Nonononono. I think you got it wrong, he took a wrong turn and is in Cleveland.

Jehovahs witness and Tercania islands

Jehovahs witness

Anacin wrote:

Nonononono. I think you got it wrong, he took a wrong turn and is in Cleveland.

Well, I don't think it's much of a bother either way.

Tercania islands

Slattsenw

Brocklandia wrote:

It's probably sadder still that the rest of us are still here. No lives, that's the problem.

Or is it just me?

I wouldn't consider it a problem. I mean, it's just to pass the time right?

Tercania islands

Slattsenw

The Ancient and Ethereal Lady of Feoras

Brocklandia wrote:

You were Rin Tin Tin? Oh, squeal! May I have your pawtograph, please?

My hands can no longer write, those years are behind me.

Tercania islands

Brocklandia wrote:

Is that why people bring food after the funeral? I thought it was because they were hoping to have a party now that that dead relative is outta everyone's hair.

I thought it was side dishes for the main feast. I mean, we wouldn't want to waste perfectly good meat. Right, The master chef of the bar on the corner?

New swaraelia wrote:

Oh no

Oh yes. Never order food from here, at least not without really good health insurance or reserving the stomach pump.

New swaraelia and Tercania islands

Slattsenw

Anacin wrote:

Well.....I'm here

I'm am not all too familiar stranger.

I chatted with u?

Tercania islands and Anacin

Slattsenw

The Homeless Former Showgirl of Panian

Ok nationstates: I demand that a reason is given for the fact that I got notifications of only some incidents of people quoting me in this reason but not all of them. I just relooked the board and found not one but three messages I was not informed of with someone quoting me.

But, I guess this is what I should consider being a retired nation and all.

Tercania islands

Yipmens Donut Shop

Brocklandia wrote:

Moi? I never implied any such thing.

Ahem:

Brocklandia wrote:

Which of your body parts are you putting in the donuts this time?

Technically, you didn't imply. You stated it.

Brocklandia wrote:

Which, sure, technically is an ostrich body part, but do you see any ostriches around here? Hey, wait a minute ... How did you get ostrich feathers without an ostrich?

_{That's a good question.}

I have a bit of a magic touch, that's all. I just asked the spirits to provide and they did.

Tercania islands

Post self-deleted by Deerfen world.

Lord protector of the land

The RMB Spammers Will Be Ejected of Kissinger-Monroe

Feoras wrote:

Oh yes. Never order food from here, at least not without really good health insurance or reserving the stomach pump.

Hey, watch your mouth! It's slander to mention that
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....they don't need at least a gallon of Pepto-Bismol and some probiotics to top it off as well!

Feoras, New swaraelia, and Tercania islands

The Ancient and Ethereal Lady of Feoras

Edited

OOC: Hello all. I am going to be inactive from now on because of college.

Brocklandia, Drunkndisorderly, Zombie Penguins, New swaraelia, and 3 othersTercania islands, Woods is back, and Anacin

Slattsenw wrote:

OOC: I've been having a similar experience with notifications. Some of my nations get them and others don't.

Kissinger-Monroe wrote:

OOC: Hello all. I am going to be inactive from now on because of college.

OOC: Boo. Good luck!

Slattsenw, Kissinger-Monroe, New swaraelia, and Tercania islands

New swaraelia

The Second Entente

And so I was saying, America Online will be gre-
Heavens to Murgatroyd what in this gosh-darn pea-picking hell is going on here? Oh, the time machine must've broken. Wait...are y'all from the darn dangled future?

Feoras and Tercania islands

Woods is back

Zombie Penguins wrote:

Haha I meant this week with the undefined format and no entries that ends in a few days. I decided you could be the unofficial winner of last week due to Klopiun's disappearance.

Oh, sorry.

So, who is the winner then?

Tercania islands

Woods is back

Kissinger-Monroe wrote:

OOC: Hello all. I am going to be inactive from now on because of college.

Good luck!

What is your major?

Tercania islands