The State of Trottel Slaboumnyy is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.184 billion Trottel Slaboumnyyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Trottel Slaboumnyyian economy, worth 168 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 18,347 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Harry Potter books are banned, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and Trottel Slaboumnyy has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trottel Slaboumnyy's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trottel Slaboumnyy is ranked 262,929^th in the world and 8^th in Republic of Ukraine for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -44.16 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.