Population | 10.198 billion |
Capital | Capital Heights |
Currency | betale |
Animal | deer |
The State of Trottel Slaboumnyy is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 10.198 billion Trottel Slaboumnyyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but stagnant Trottel Slaboumnyyian economy, worth 187 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 18,347 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Harry Potter books are banned, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and Trottel Slaboumnyy has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trottel Slaboumnyy's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Trottel Slaboumnyy is ranked 21,670th in the world and 2nd in Republic of Ukraine for Most Conservative, scoring 83.2 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Trottel Slaboumnyy was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Protectorate of Galician General Government, killing 1 million zombies.
- : Trottel Slaboumnyy was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Protectorate of Galician General Government, killing 1 million zombies.
- : Trottel Slaboumnyy's influence in Republic of Ukraine rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
- : Trottel Slaboumnyy's influence in Republic of Ukraine fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
- : Trottel Slaboumnyy's influence in Republic of Ukraine rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
- : Trottel Slaboumnyy's influence in Republic of Ukraine fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
- : Trottel Slaboumnyy's influence in Republic of Ukraine rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
- : Trottel Slaboumnyy's influence in Republic of Ukraine fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
- : Trottel Slaboumnyy's influence in Republic of Ukraine rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
- : Trottel Slaboumnyy's influence in Republic of Ukraine fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".