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Kabianphoenix

Dopiax wrote:-pulls out a cell phone to call people's mothers-

oooh so scared... my mother is the devil..

Kabianphoenix wrote:oooh so scared... my mother is the devil..

ne acts like it

Wahington wrote:true but it doesn't matter now plus i am designing a marble sorter for Principles of Engineering so i am to busy at the moment

my brother did something like that for a bead company and got paid good money for it.

Pyritia wrote:my brother did something like that for a bead company and got paid good money for it.

cool

The oxford english dictionary

Dopiax wrote:-pulls out a cell phone to call people's mothers-

Doesn't this count as second-degree murder ?

Dopiax

For those unaware of what's going on in Lazarus and want to know how this region is supporting Aleister, someone who's broken the Lazarus consitution several times, banjected longtime natives, and is now destroying Lazarus.

Lazarus Gone Mad

Issue 2: Short newspaper by Almodas

Contents:
Foreign pilers helping Aleister
More natives banjected
Propaganda Vox Populi

Foriegn pilers helping Aleister
If you've been in Lazarus for awhile, you've probably noticed that there are quite a lot of nations that weren't in Lazarus before. Well, you're right, many foreign influences are helping Aleister, mainly from Lone Wolves United and The West Pacific.

Aleister is losing support from the natives of Lazarus, but he is now using foreign pilers to stay in power. Kind of like an invasion of Lazarus, since all these foreign influences are helping.

Some of the foreign pilers that have moved to Lazarus less than a week ago and suddenly know everything are Mcchimp who is now suddenly posting propaganda on the regional message board, even though he just moved to Lazarus. And then, Lilavia1, Strange memes, Atlae-8, Healingbegins, and many others from the west pacific are coming to endorse Aleister.
And even Quarillin and others from Lone Wolves United are coming to endorse Aleister

More Natives banjected
Courlany, who had been in Lazarus for years, was recently banjected. And Darkium, another Lazarene native was banjected as well. Aleister continues to abuse Lazarus and banject nations who don't agree with his raider ideologies

Propaganda Vox Populi
Propaganda machine, Vox Populi, is out. Starting off with an argument that is a complete lie.

"This evolution of thought in Lazarus came with an offensive by defenderist subversives, who attempted to use their multitude of thinly veiled puppets to sway the hearts of loyal Lazarenes against their government."

Defenderist subversives? First, those who want to free Lazarus from the constant abuse of Aleister do not want Lazarus to be defender or raider. They want to just be Lazarenes. Second, with the mass censorship and banjection, how are natives going to get their message out without using puppets to explain their stories on the RMB?

Read dispatch

come see my new flag and banner design

We should like, Ban people from dying

no

Post by Fat people with diabetes suppressed by a moderator.

Hello who's in charge it good to be refounded

Kabianphoenix

Luxxar wrote:Hello who's in charge it good to be refounded

There are several people "in charge" but our fearless leader Syberis is the one and rightful delegate. please be aware that there are some electives to do. Discord chat. Regional forum. if you wish to partake in the festivities.

Kabianphoenix

Luxxar wrote:Hello who's in charge it good to be refounded

There are several people "in charge" but our fearless leader Syberis is the one and rightful delegate. please be aware that there are some electives to do. Discord chat. Regional forum. if you wish to partake in the festivities.

Good morning everyone!

Mghnb, Vosquintus, and Aerilia

Zazumo wrote:Good morning everyone!

Morning Zaz

The ender dimension

yo

The ender dimension

hows it going my fellow nations

The ender dimension

is anyone online?

Kabianphoenix

i am... Ender..

for all the ones who have experienced the Jurassic park, im torn... what has everyone picked and how did it affect your nation

The Issue

A wealthy industrialist has come to the government asking for support with building a massive theme park in a remote island off the KabianPhoenixian coast... stocked with dinosaurs!
The Debate
1. “This technology has so much potential!” extols eccentric billionaire Ron Hammond, while enjoying a tub of ice-cream. “With the right investment, my company could get this park up and running within a few years. Picture it: the Plesiosaur Paddling Pool, the Tricerosaurus Petting Zoo, trained Velociraptor tour guides - the kids will love it! All we need is a little government support in rounding up the strays and finishing off the fences, but there’s no need to worry about safety - to ensure everything remains under control, we’ve made sure all the animals are males.”

2. “Evolution and natural selection selected these creatures for extinction for a reason,” muses Jeff Malcolm, a famed mathematician, “And, um, what right do we have to play God? Gee, the lack of humility before nature that’s being displayed here, uh... staggers me. If there’s one thing that history, uh, has taught us, it’s that you can’t control nature. The park is doomed to fail... well, there it is.”

3. “Maybe we can’t control these animals,” interjects the pint-sized owner of exotic restaurant “Big Eats” Molly Springsteen, “but we sure can eat them. Stegosaurus steak, Brachiosaurus burger, Micropachycephalosaurus melba... the list goes on. Allow us to farm a few of these beasties - the harmless ones only, of course - and liven up KabianPhoenix’s stale palate.”

4. “Cool!” exclaims your nephew Jimmy, scrambling over your desk to get a closer look at the plans. “I’ve always wanted a pet Maxosaurus! I’ll feed it, take it for walkies, and it can sleep at the end of my bed. And it’ll show Dennis and his pet snake who’s the best.”

guidance would be apprciated

Always listen to Jeff Goldblum, Kabe. Always.

Kabianphoenix

Cards against NS?
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Altinsane and Vosquintus

Kabianphoenix

Altinsane wrote:Always listen to Jeff Goldblum, Kabe. Always.

BUT DINOSAURS ARE F#$%ING COOL AND WELL I WANNA BE CHRIS PRATT IN JURASSIC WORLD

Jibanyan

I think I picked the third option, because its fun to pretend to be a T-Rex eating other dinosaurs

Kabianphoenix

Kabianphoenix

Pyritia wrote:I think I picked the third option, because its fun to pretend to be a T-Rex eating other dinosaurs

Its fun to pretend to be a human.....

Option 2: Because I've seen how the movies end. Lol.

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