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Lazarus Gone Mad Issue 2

Lazarus Gone Mad

Issue 2: Short newspaper by Almodas

Contents:
Foreign pilers helping Aleister
More natives banjected
Propaganda Vox Populi

Foriegn pilers helping Aleister
If you've been in Lazarus for awhile, you've probably noticed that there are quite a lot of nations that weren't in Lazarus before. Well, you're right, many foreign influences are helping Aleister, mainly from Lone Wolves United and The West Pacific.

Aleister is losing support from the natives of Lazarus, but he is now using foreign pilers to stay in power. Kind of like an invasion of Lazarus, since all these foreign influences are helping.

Some of the foreign pilers that have moved to Lazarus less than a week ago and suddenly know everything are Mcchimp who is now suddenly posting propaganda on the regional message board, even though he just moved to Lazarus. And then, Lilavia1, Strange memes, Atlae-8, Healingbegins, and many others from the west pacific are coming to endorse Aleister.
And even Quarillin and others from Lone Wolves United are coming to endorse Aleister

More Natives banjected
Courlany, who had been in Lazarus for years, was recently banjected. And Darkium, another Lazarene native was banjected as well. Aleister continues to abuse Lazarus and banject nations who don't agree with his raider ideologies

Propaganda Vox Populi
Propaganda machine, Vox Populi, is out. Starting off with an argument that is a complete lie.

"This evolution of thought in Lazarus came with an offensive by defenderist subversives, who attempted to use their multitude of thinly veiled puppets to sway the hearts of loyal Lazarenes against their government."

Defenderist subversives? First, those who want to free Lazarus from the constant abuse of Aleister do not want Lazarus to be defender or raider. They want to just be Lazarenes. Second, with the mass censorship and banjection, how are natives going to get their message out without using puppets to explain their stories on the RMB?

Almodas

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